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  Fuck every single game dev personally for putting this behind next-gen upgrades, you pieces of fucking shit.

It’s not funny, it’s creepy.

You know that Gizmodo ran an article calling this revolting yesterday, right? Left hand, right hand…

I...guess this is news? Can police exist in any game without the game doing a deep-dive into the current issues, especially within the US, surrounding policing? Don’t get me wrong, they’re BIG and continue to be unaddressed and I hate copaganda as much as the next person but like...

I like the sound of ‘the cheesecake forge’, personally.

Or just do what Pearl Jam does.

“consumers are drawn to sandwiches made fresh daily from a brand they know and love”

Sometimes if you aren't holding up your pants with an old length of electric cord, you are basically equivalent with Jeff Bezos around here.

Or maybe we live in an area where it’s super middle class and not highbrow at all to have an extra freezer/ fridge in the garage. Almost everyone around here (MN) hunts, fishes or goes in with their family once a year to get a whole hog or cow. Get it processed, seal it, slap it in the freezer and you’re good to go-…

Thanksgiving is a nostalgic holiday and for a lot of people it’s about the comfort of recreating some ideal celebration people have had in their brains since they were kids. I feel like leaving traditional dishes behind might word for a “friendsgiving” but you’re probably going to run into trouble with a family…

If you really want to avoid cooking one of those wobbly-throated birds (shudder), I’ll make a suggestion from Across The Pond with something my family normally turn out twice a year (once at Christmas and the other on Hogmanay) - steak pie. This is my OG recipe - but you can easily add more if you think 2 pounds of…

Cost per pound at my local store:
Prime rib: $20
Pork standing rib: $14
Good (not great) salmon: $20

Plot Twist: The Raffel Brothers were both made of 100% roast beef

My gout was at level ‘just take my foot off already’. I was in the parking lot and saw the cart rolling downhill towards some nice looking cars. I looked up hill and saw this old lady with an ‘oh shit’ look on her face. I covered that 10 yards cursing the entire way and intercepted that cart before it could do it’s…

fuck you and your gif.

One of my biggest food trends in 2022 is that I don’t go to Whole Foods anymore. 

By all means, please push carts in a hurricane. Maybe that'll get you to shut the fuck up.

Seriously. Dude has obviously never had to push carts in the dead of winter at night for a paycheque. 

I haven’t encountered a lot of mezcal, but the smoke in whatever i had was an intriguing flavor note, not overpowering like with Highland Scotch.
So i guess there are subtle mezcals out there. Or maybe the one i had was subpar – wish i could remember the label.

No.