God still doesn't exist and the Bible is still not true. It's still intellectually deficient to think he does even if your Internet charity persona is not something you just made up to win an argument.

I'm curious if she's ever lambasted a priest for raping a child on Ash Wednesday, which doubtless has happened ten thousand times for every comment I've made here. I'm guessing not. Gotta have priorities.

You should probably go eat a cracker or rub some shit on your face or rape a child or whatever other highly ethically meaningful actions your Super Cereal comic book based value system has recommended for you on fish filet wednesday or whatever the fuck it is.

What about Harry Potter's Birthday, Sonic the Hedgehog Tuesday, and Orthodox Peter Pan Day (Observed)?

Why don't you send your invisible friend to kick my ass, then?

Of course, anyone who is so stupid as to base their life on smearing their face with shit because a sky fairy told them to is "fair game" to be attacked as a moron.

Your religion is bad and you should feel bad.

Yes, they happen anywhere violent, abusive men can be found, which is, unfortunately, everywhere. They are MORE common depending on how much MORE violent and misogynist the culture is, so 100x more common in Islamic cultures than the West and 100x more common than that in Pakistan specifically.

It's mostly a subcontinental culture thing, both Hindus and Muslims in traditional regions of India/Pakistan. It doesn't happen as often in other Muslim areas. It happens because the cultures are backwards and view women as property, and it's hard to do anything about it because Western feminists view criticizing…

Most of these attacks use sulfuric acid, which you can get out of a car battery even if you live somewhere too remote to order it cheaply out of a chemical supply catalog. Some events reported as "acid attacks" actually use strong bases — household cleaners such as Drano or bleach, which are sold normally even in…

Don't worry, the vast majority of black and Hispanic women hate this website and all of you depressed catladies too :)

So basically nothing besides daring to be a successful woman, which Jezebel hates, and then sort of briefly existing within the same sentence as a black person, which is enough for Jezebel to pretend that this is about racism rather than its usual envy-based destruction of successful women.

What exactly is the underlying racist incident here that we're talking about? Or are all successful white women just presumed to need to explain why they aren't racist by default, here on Jezebel?

Believing that a magic man in the sky is deeply concerned about who you fuck and whether you eat bacon, on the other hand, is in no way ignorant and must be celebrated.

Wow, you've violated all four rules of Jezebel:

The garage door matters because she DID flee (whether there was anything to "flee" from is in dispute) and then returned after retrieving the gun. She lied about why she went back — because she couldn't go anywhere else vs. because she intentionally returned to where her target was so that she could kill him.

“[The shot] was at eye level with my client, right above his 12-year-old. When you have a 12-year-old child who testified to a jury that ‘I thought I was fixin’ to die,’ I’m sorry that is not a misdemeanor…When you shoot a gun that puts a 12-year-old child in fear for his life, that changes things and I think it was…

He did that MONTHS EARLIER. If you want to argue that women have the right to perform vigilante executions on people who abused them in the past, come out and do so, don't pretend that something else was going on here.

A black man was the victim in this case, too. The jury's finding was informed by the testimony of all available witnesses — including Gray's children, one of whom was standing at his side when Alexander fired a gun at him, and the cops who arrived at the scene and found the garage door unsecured and in working order,…

The jury did not find that he was threatening her life. The jury found that she shot a gun at him and tried to kill him because she was pissed off over an argument. That's the crux here that the people trying to shoehorn this into some argument about self-defense do not understand.