I was in high school and people would claim they got a “hood pass”. I grew up in an affluent area and the “hood” people’s parents owned their houses and they were nice but in areas that were slated to be but hadn’t been gentrified.

My birthday is New Years Eve. And my family has a Christmas Eve baby. And he has a daughter born on Valentine’s Day.

I worked at a Sunglass hut kiosk near a mall playground in college. I’d stop kids who escaped and make them stay with me inside the kiosk until someone collected them. I used to judge parents for leashing their kids but I learned some kids are runners and they’re wily af. 

Khloe Kardashian is the Bill O’Riley of the Kardashians. Kaitlyn is the Tucker Carlson. I stand by this. 

If by perfect living there you mean someone who doesn’t know they’re walking into a scam, sure.

I’d just like to say being a mean friend isn’t a bad thing. Mean friends are the friends who call your cable company and get your bill reduced to the advertised rates. They’re the ones who keep your wedding on schedule and you don’t have to deal with your aunt/mom/his aunt/mom’s bullshit re:weddings. We are nightmares…

A princess for Christmas is my favorite hallmark movie. Jules from Albany is the best and should have had a sequel. 

I know you’re dealing with a coworker’s family but you’re being way to nice. You could experience financial ruination if you met someone or became pregnant and had a child. If this was a job interview you would have ran five red flags ago. It’s not the right housing situation for you. They should move on to…

I’m absolutely serious. You said he’s emotionally abusive. In general people in abusive relationships don’t realize they’re in abusive relationships unless something beyond the pale happened.

Of course it’s corruption. Someone’s NRA rating was brought up constantly on the Democrat side during the midterms. There was a legit honey pot agent who tried to seduce herself into controlling the NRA.

He can fuck all the way off a cliff. If he needs to have a teleprompter when cameras aren’t rolling, he garbage.

Only 30% of Americans own a gun. They’re not the majority. And we should stop acting like they are. Even in the supposedly gun loving haven of the south if you ask people if they have shot a gun, the only people who say yes are the people who grew up in a family where they own a ton of guns.

I’m a mean friend. I was floating that idea bc I think you need a mean friend to draw a line and the line is he’s garbage, you’re great, and he can’t pull manipulative shit like this anymore. The line has been drawn and mean friend will enforce the line.

Do you have a friend that is kinda mean? This is where your mean friend will shine. There’s no reason to meet up with him. If you don’t have a mean friend, slip a barista $20 and ask them to get your stuff. And only do that if it’s something sentimental you can’t replace.

Bc we have been polite towards the fringe for entirely too long. People who will never own a gun or have a gun in their home start conversations with “I respect the second amendment but...”

I think you’re missing the part where she looks scared and like she’s making the videos under duress part. The only thing missing is her holding up a newspaper before she starts talking 

Can you flip the couch against the opposite wall it’s on and wall mount?

I’m pretty sure what you want for a tv stand based on your couch is going to be a mid century side board. You’re gonna want to get one on the slimmer side bc of the space. They sell legs that move the feet from the outside to the inside. And you need longer curtains and need to move your curtain rod up by a lot. I…

I think you dodged a bullet that your dog barfed up the oven mitt 4-6 days later instead of dying.