Additional hot take: if their can I unload on you text doesn’t start with “Can I be a bitch for a minute?” You can say no. But if it starts with “Can I be a bitch for a minute?” You’re legally obligated to sit down, drink a hot beverage or alcoholic beverage depending on the time and your sobriety.

Maybe you should look at it as things people do to wear out their welcome if they don’t earn their keep. Some people have higher or lower thresholds for when your emotional debt is too high, but there is a threshold that will get a door slammed in your face. 

I watched most of the first season of the show and quit bc it was bad and it’s treatment of women was disgusting. I’m glad I dipped out when I did bc it sounds like it only got worse.

What. 

What will the Caroline Calloway’s do?

Tbh you can post 5-7 pics.

I am the neatest inside. I wipe down my counters multiple times a day. Kitchen and bathroom. And because I do that that means I only keep a soap dispenser in the bathroom and nothing on the counters in the kitchen.

My mom also had a tummy tuck and they. Kept the original belly button but it has never looked like an formed by being born belly button. Like the depth is weird or something. My mom always warns people when they’re thinking about getting a tummy tuck to expect having a frankenbutton. Apparently the compression body…

The onslaught on Meghan started bc William had an affair. And now it’s continuing bc they want to downplay the Epstein story. I get why she’s so upset. She’s black and she’s gotta absorb everything with a smile to keep the heat off other people. It’s not a good look for the monarchy. 

That’s kinda been my takeaway. The delivery of Osama Bin Laden was somber as hell and everyone pushed down celebrating until the presidential address finished. But we all got “Kentucky won March madness” after a respectful half hour or so.

So you don’t own hangers and you use a garden hose to bathe?

So you don’t own hangers and you use a garden hose to bathe?

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My boyfriend essentially watched me reject drinks while sitting alone at a bar bc I didn’t see the bartender make the drink. I was alone bc I was there to meet my bffs boyfriend and his bff was there too.

You seem like you love a good conspiracy. Stein was photographed at a dinner with Flynn and Putin in 2015 at a RT party in Moscow.

You weren’t close with your grandparents and it shows.

What kind of upside down world do you live in if Jeopardy is first? I have lived in multiple states, on both coasts, and in the north and the south. The wheel is first and Jeopardy is second. 

Because you just don’t. There doesn’t have to be some complex justification for you to accept that only black people can opt in or opt out to using the n word when singing along to songs.

An etiquette book from the 1900’s was republished during Downton Abbey’s run but it had a much dumber name. Deportment for Dukes and Tips and Toffs. I bet if you combined Downton Abbey with your searches it might help 

Bud... your comment reads like a straight up super villain for the first half. And not even the kind of supervillain that pulls the rug out and has actually been working to make the hero’s plan work.

Maybe ask for a referral for a cardiologist and have them say it’s urgent. 10% of the population doesn’t seem like it applies to your family bc it’s a genetically carried thing. And there are so many common scars that idk, I might be your family...