Please tell me it’s “fellow lifeform i’d like to fuck” and not first lady...

It’s a thing. Mostly if you’re an out of town guest or in the wedding party/family/ a close friend. Out of town people need to feel like the trip was worth making so they get free meals and entertainment. And close friends that live in the area get included bc the couple wants to pay for them to be there. In town…

I probably haven’t. I was a lifeguard and worked at a tanning bed where there was a requirement for us to get a spray tan once a week and use the tanning bed at least twice a week. I was in high school and stupid and didn’t mind using the tanning bed. I’ve made peace with it.

I swear by Elta md daily sunscreen when I’m not gonna be in the sun too much.

Whoa! That escalated out of no where!

I got into it with a friend when she asked me to buy $75 of stuff from her so she could make her goal for the month at 10 pm. Her argument is I buy makeup from Sephora all the time and $75 is like one trip. Yeah, I’ll spend $75 at Sephora bc I need something and I know I like the things I’m buying. Or I’m excited…

Unfortunately this isn’t a separate the art from the artist situation.

Hell yeah!

I even understand why they didn’t look into it especially if someone was urging them to. I have a pretty uncommon last name that is pretty common to a certain subset of people bc of one of my relatives (it’s a for something positive) and I’m sure as hell not googling our last name and nazis. Someone would have figured…

Depends? Anecdotally, I’m gonna say it’s fine for the plants. Growing up we had a cat die and a dog die and as a family we’d go to a nursery and pick out a magnolia tree and the tree was planted over them so their life continued on and will bring beauty for hundreds of years.

I’m 5’10. My partner is 6’4 but I’ve dated my fair share of guys shorter than me. Do you wear flats bc he complains or bc you think it’s something you should do? Have you always been insecure about your height or is this something new?

Oh. Wow.

She’s in her first act of “Heigl, hold my beer!” tour

I have always thought Lisa Vanderpump is the worst part of any show she’s on. I like her slightly better on Vanderpump Rules but on real housewives? She gives me a rash. She always tries to backdoor engineer drama between people to watch but not have to wade into the drama. This time she got called out and instead of…

Nah, we chose to have dogs. They deserve to live their  best lives possible. 

They also go to the dog park once a day but bc of selling my house they were doing daycare plus the dog park. Please no more belly rubs  they’re so close to becoming bad dogs  

Get a dog and focus on their needs and not yours. My dogs get an 18 minute walk in the morning, an 18 minute walk at lunch (sometimes twice a day), a 45 minute run most days, and one or two more 18 minute walks a day. They’re super healthy and they never destroy anything bc they’re exhausted.

Uh... what? Being flagged as someone with potential terrorist ties and having your crotch swabbed and the results coming back as positive for explosives isn’t a point of pride for you.

I’m also a fellow migraine experiencer. I was teetering on the edge of getting Botox for my migraines but I found my sweet spot treatment (finally thankfully) and didn’t have to go that route.