I thought my parents letting us make food choices while also giving rules would have sparked something. Also me hating potatoes. It sounds like they were smart parents and the low carb thing had made me more mainstream and I only piss off Midwesterners now. By that I mean my family. No disrespect to the keto paleo…

Yeah, you love potatoes. And that’s fine! I think potatoes taste like wet sand but somehow dirtier than sand already is. I thought there was rice in a bowl two thanksgivings ago and it was riced potatoes my grandma made. I spit out the potatoes my 85 year old Gramma squeezed through a ricer. She’s 85. I chose to…

I’m going to be completely honest with you. My dream for the afterlife is that I get to slap the shit out of the inventor of steak fries every single morning. 

My parents gave us the option to pick two things we could be weird persnickety assholes over that they would make accommodations or substitutes for. Mine was I don’t like potatoes in any form and the only acceptable French fry is a very crispy French fry. That’s a lifelong dislike. If potatoes were a side dish someone…

So I take it you’ve never had a relative that was too mean to die..

As someone who settled in for a Toddlers and Tiaras marathon and was shocked to see her cousin on an episode... please stop exploiting WV for content. 

I’ve never been pregnant before. But I did dogsit for a friend and her dogs love snuggin on the couch with her while she’s inside her pregnancy pillow. I never nap. Like one maybe two naps a year. I took 7 naps between Friday afternoon and Sunday bedtime. Get the mac daddy pillow and live your best life. 

Friend, I think you are dipping your toe into the waters of orthorexia.

Honestly all your years of disordered eating probably makes you an expert and can do the head math on how to eat healthily. This is gonna go against your mindset of how you got your knowledge... you’re gonna have to try a bunch of different things and find things that you like and can whip up from things you have on…

Because her family went radio silent and stayed radio silent until Felicity put out a statement the other day. Every day the Becky family had at least two embarrassing stories drop and all of them except for what’s her face being on a usc higher up’s yacht came directly from that family of dumbos. She signed…

I think astrology is woowoo bullshit. But I’m so intrigued and entertained by how mean the AI is. It’s kinda fun that I’m using astrology as legal copy suggests one should. For entertainment purposes. 

Counterpoint: you don’t have to ask your husband’s grandmother for her permission to do pretty much everything and you have to follow her every command. Megan Markle does.

So I take it that you haven’t seen the back of her hair photo. Didn’t even brush her hair.

I went home for thanksgiving and literally the day after thanksgiving there was some propoganda on Oshkosh public access trying to recruit a younger generation of hunters bc there isn’t a young generation of hunters to replace the old timers. They made their pitch of how they’re trying to recruit young hunters. There…

They chose Perkins as their designated dropoff/pickup place. Of course they’re not rich. 

I have so many questions about what was omitted. Slapping someone for opening and shutting a door “absentmindedly” and then continuing to do it after they were asked to stop makes it sound like she was some irrational psycho. The fact the teacher didn’t report it immediately and have both students kept after school is…

I did not mean to the secret into the world a Hayden Panettiere news cycle on here. I shoulda just gone to my high school friends group chat to talk shit about Brian.

That’s such a bummer. This is one of those situations where you desperately want to be wrong but you know you’re not. 

It was a completely open secret that he would get rough with girls. I never heard that he straight up punched or slapped any woman but he would grab them very forcefully and he pinned down a couple of his girlfriends during fights. It was such an open secret that I clearly remember a teacher telling him “I know you…

Absolutely positive. I had a ton of classes with him and our friend circles overlapped. There are pictures of him and I recognized his dads name and it happened in my hometown. It’s for sure him.