“ooh, a psycho brown person. a chance for me to fly my racist scumbag flag!”

he could have been raised right and turned into a monster, it happens all the time. Parents have no control over some psycho who grew and held his kids hostage. He made that choice

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

I had to turn the volume on my computer way up to hear that ‘jingling’...the sound of her moving around in the car were many times louder.

How does someone name their child Reality Winner?

You didn’t really explain why Mattis is a bad person beyond working in the administration. My understanding is that he is a generally good person who is respected by pretty much everyone (except bloggers who wanted to the list to appear as long as possible).

Isn’t that third pic two guys or do I need better glasses?

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

One of the many ways men are privileged over women is they don’t deal with the same constant bombardment of the-not-quite-Ponzi-scheme-but-somehow-even-more-awkward LulaRoe/Scentsy/Roden+Fields/body wrap sales pitches from high school classmates on Facebook.

This isn’t a debate.

Well Blue States could also try to remove the 438 representative limit. Right now the more populous states are underrepresented in the House. Liberals would probably have control of it otherwise. Also, if you’re really social justice, we could try and make gerrymandering illegal since it’s the worst thing our…

“These people deserve to suffer because they have political/moral failings” is the conservative argument about the poor. Don’t make it your own.

I read minds.

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

Maddow says treat him like a silent movie. Focus less on what he says, and more on what he’s doing.

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

perfect. this is where i get to go all fox news and say,