I loved Whitley. My sister and I still quote her. I have no memory of the context but we'll say, "Relax, relate, release!" when we're stressed.

"I'm scared, I'm confused and I don't know what to say. No comment!"

I'm hoping someone talks him into putting a cursed Halloween mask on his head.

They sound messy so I already hate them.

I always heard what a great movie it is and I finally watched it a few months ago. For me it was just meh. The only thing I can remember is that it's really goddamn long. And I hated Claudia. Philip Seymour Hoffman was good, but he was good in everything.

I love The Master. I watch it every time it's on TV. There's something hypnotic about it, which ties in nicely with the weird auditing sessions.

As kids all it took to scare each other was to shriek "RACHEL!"

Oh damn! Did I just get got?!?!

Hari Kondabolu has a great bit about an interview McConaughey did with Advocate. It's hilarious and makes you realize that yeah, he's kind of a dingus.

Little Herpes has a problem with women. (None of them want anything to do with him so he comes here and makes it our problem.)

You are a sad little man, aren't you?

So a few groups that aren't affiliated with SPLC don't agree with them. I don't know why you think that's so scandalous.

Do you have a mirror?

Do elaborate.

You're too cute. The SPLC actually does good things and helps people, unlike religion.

Remember when the presidency wasn't an international joke?

Watch the video and find out, ya dunce.

Jesus fucking Christ, who cares?

You're gross.

You're still giving them clicks, genius.