Thank you! That's actually really cool. I always assumed there were like three or four calliope songs that all fairs and carnivals used. I had no idea there were so many! (And it's totally serial killer music. I kept checking behind me.)

French pop music. I can't really explain why. I guess sometimes I don't want to think about lyrics. And once you know the melody you can just make up your own.

Every week a local park district hosts a different church and there is always a polka band. It's so fun to sit and watch the seniors dance, they look so happy. Sometimes I'll even get up and dance (poorly) with one of my cousins. I love polka music.

Her voice on "Goodbye to Love" breaks my heart.

I knew my brother-in-law would fit in perfectly with my family when he walked through my mom's living room saying that (backwards, of course).

That is weird as hell, yet I'm intrigued. Do you have any links you can share? I'd love to hear some of it.

This tired fucking shit again.

I just looked it up on Youtube so I could see that and it didn't disappoint.
Also: "I've never been afraid of holding a man's gaze. It's natural." I don't know why but that line cracked me up. Guess I'll be watching the rest of it!
ETA: This is so dumb and I love it. "Maybe if everyone who'd ever been close to you…

Same. I thought it sounded ridiculous. Then I saw a picture somewhere of the human totem pole and I was like, why aren't I watching this show?!?! Then I watched the actual show and I was mesmerized. I still dream of Hannibal's amazing office and those striped curtains.

Cool story.

Great story.

Uggggghhhhh Harder to Breathe. I can't believe that turd is what made them famous.

Maybe a Segway. Those look cooler.

I went out once. It was overrated.

I'm sorry you didn't get enough attention as a child and now we're all suffering because of it.
And you're wrong. My pettiness is my greatest joy.

"If that's true then why are there still fish?" -Tim Allen

Her making you call her Hank for a year really tickles me. I can completely see a toddler doing that just because she heard the name and liked it.

Yup.

And you know they're the same fuckers who have those "Start seeing motorcycles!" signs on their car or at their house.

When I'm queen motorcycles will be silent and look like giant rubber ducks.