You're so gross.

I'm pretty sure it's la-teen-ex. That's how I hear it in my head anyway.

What stupid shit is this?

I think it not affecting him is exactly why it gets him so het up. It's information not being filtered through another white dude's perspective and he just can't handle it.

It's one of those movies that gets sillier with each re-watch. My husband says he hates the movie but every time I watch it I catch him giggling.

I once didn't speak to my husband for a whole day because he talked shit about The Monkees.

Ew. Who cares?

I've been known to drunkenly start chanting, "I'm gonna sit at the welcome table! Gonna sit at the welcome table one of these days!"

I'm really hoping Jerri's dad is propped up in a corner somewhere on the set of this new show. Every once in awhile the camera pans past him but it's never commented on.

It's a well-known fact that Tragic Kingdom was a song-for-song reply to Heart-Shaped Box.

I just hate when celebrities are shitty to interviewers. I get the celebrity press machine has got to be soul-crushing, but I doubt that guy was clamoring to interview TJ Miller. He was just trying to do his job. Watching a celebrity be shitty in an interview is like watching someone berate a retail employee. Plus…

Jesus. If he's got a brain cloud then I truly feel sympathy for him. If he's just an asshole I hope his career comes to a hilarious and well-publicized end.

I text in complete sentences and I use emojis. I'm a fucking maniac.

Mom, sis and I have a running group text and we often do emoji charades. Which I guess would be Pictionary?

You have to do the running horse and then the wind.

This is why I clicked.

So no one told you clowns were gonna be this way clapclapclapclap

I've never wanted to tell a supernatural character to chill the fuck out so bad. They should've left the short film alone.

I already know about it and Kid Rock is part of the problem. And tackling the very real problem of racism isn't a "popular political cause", it's the right goddamn thing to do no matter what party you support.

Nah, Dems aren't as gullible as you doofy fucks. He would be made fun of just as badly because he's a dumb piece of shit who realized there's more money in politics than his fading music career.