No problem. I'm sorry I swore at you.

Oh damn! I can't imagine watching it every night. It I felt like it was, I don't know, desperate? That might not be the right word. Trying too hard? I don't know, it just didn't do it for me.

Same! Even then I was like, people watch this every week?

FUCK.YOU. And fuck you for ever making me stick up for her. Again: FUCK YOU.

This opinion is so scandalous that I don't know if anyone else can handle it.

This is why giant burgers (giant food in general) piss me off. What's the point of putting 20 toppings on something if I can't get it all into my mouth at once?

I like the ban (especially since I quit smoking, I don't need the temptation) but so much of my bar time was pre-ban, so it feels weird sitting there with nothing to do with my hands.

No one who says Killary is looking for a reasonable discussion.

Is this the "in" place to be?

I fell out of love with bars once they banned smoking. I just cannot sit at the bar and do nothing. I need to smoke or play pool or darts or something.

I almost missed a show a few weeks ago by assuming there was an opening act. We walked in a 8:12 and the band was already on their second song. I can't even remember the last show I went to that didn't have an opener.

I'm so mad this can't be a real thing.

He would've said, "lookin' good, Bridge!" while doing finger guns.

Just an FYI - If you want other adults to take you seriously, try not saying cutesy shit like Killary. It makes you look like a fucking nutcase in a tinfoil hat.

Oh my stars, that story. I still feel like I should be in trouble for reading it. It's one of those stories that stays with you even though you'd rather it didn't (but I love it).

I always liked how Romero said he preferred slow zombies because it gave the humans enough time to screw everything up.

I have a coworker who never clears his throat and it's disgusting and he sounds exactly like the watery ghouls do. I always use Creepshow as a reference when I'm bitching about him.

I agree in theory but a guy like Cooper wouldn't let them just kill his daughter like that. I could see an argument breaking out and while they're fighting the daughter bites someone and now they're got even more shit to deal with.

Gross.

Yeah, I like the concept. I was going to listen to the one about Spiderwebs but it's like 1:40 long. I'd listen if it were shorter. But a 1:40 snarky podcast by people who don't know music has me officially checking out.