I hated Puck. HATED HIM

The same thing happened to me but it was Armageddon and that terrible Aerosmith song.

The other night Joan Crawford told me I couldn't keep the baby I found because it had scabies.

If you know them and you know they like that sort of thing then go ahead.

They'll convince themselves he's talking about Democrats.

Sorry, I don't speak English.

I had pancakes.

Reread your comment and you'll have your answer.

"You mean I might have to think about sexism once a week?"

Your niece sounds like a brat.

But we should all be treated equally is the point you're missing, butch.

Well. Someone's got an axe to grind.

Or an empty glass. Treating him like the help would be pretty funny.

A Creepshow segment?

The way he leans on the podium always reminds me of a surly teen who's pissed he has to give a speech.

Do you ever go in the morning? I only go to movies on Sunday mornings. There are barely any other people and you get to popcorn for breakfast!

Gross.

Holy shit, this is me. I was so self-conscious about my skinny bowed legs that I never wore shorts. I hit my 30's and stopped giving a damn and started wearing shorts. You know what I realized? I have great legs.

The shitty straw fedoras people wear in the summer are okay. An actual fedora worn with jeans is a crime against humanity. I once saw a young boy of about 10 wearing one with track pants. I wanted to call CPS.

Hail Mary, full of grace
Your boy kicked me in the face
I still remember way too much of that song.