Please shut up.

I can still guarantee that no one cares.

I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

"Also, Naomi Klein is the sexiest feminist since Simone Beauvoir. If there is a reason why feminism is considered sexy, it's both Klein and Beauvoir."

I have recurring dreams too. In one I'm all alone and I'm rolling a big donut, and there's this snake wearing a vest.

I wonder how you say "we got a live one here" in German?

Ellen Page's character existed only because it would look stupid for Leo's character to talk directly to the audience. She should've been wearing a mitt she was catching so much exposition.

American Kardashian Story: Roanoke.

The OP didn't say anyone was a terrible person, just that he finds the jokes crass.

I agree, but I can't explain why the jokes bother me. I usually love stupid jokes.

You could do the same thing instead of stalking tedthefed up and down the goddamn page.

You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.

"All the dicks just dropped."

Eskimo.

I don't patronize bunny rabbits.

Knock it the fuck off with this divisive bullshit.

You're a joke.

20 years from now the world will be flooded with asshole adults named Cash.

Little baby edgelords who think laughing at "serious" things makes them Fonzie.

Here's what I can gather so far from all of this. You are pro-rape.