Yeah, what the mom said wasn't funny, it was heartbreaking.

Yeah, I'm not watching SpikeTV for a nuanced look at rape culture. I just want to watch a goofy horror show.

Tell Ziggy you need to leap into the body of one of the writers.

The kids at the prom are Extra Crispy.

The original argument doesn't even make sense. People are pretending he's a good writer by… making one of his good novellas into a mini-series?

Right the fuck on about Hell House. It gets a lot of praise from horror fans and I don't understand why.

I was so damn happy to see her jawless at the door. I hated the character in the movie. Mrs. Carmoody needed every can of food in that store thrown at her head. I feel like the show was saying, 'yeah, we hated that character too."

Upvoted for Robert Downey Jr. Sr. You made me cackle.

Oh sis, you've got to at least read Carrie and Pet Semetary. They're both excellent books that really stick the endings (especially PS *shudder*).

"I refuse to at least try to be better, because fuck it, everyone does it and this is easier."

ohmygodshutup

The fact that you don't see a problem is the problem. The fact that a large chunk of people don't see a problem with this behavior is a huge fucking problem.

Right? Just like the way Obama stuck it to those Fox News dicks. Oh wait — Obama actually handled shit with class and dignity and didn't openly want to fuck his daughter. My bad.

He shouldn't be fighting back, he should be focused on running the country. This isn't high school, you sock-sniffer.

Since everybody does it, why try to be better, right?

Yes! My folks always seemed to like each other so those portrayals always confused and irritated me.

It's my favorite Billy Ocean song.

Popular culture makes marriage look like a horrible thing that just happens and you have no control over it. The women are fun-sucking harpies and the men are idiot man-children who can't be trusted with the babysitter OR the babies.

"Is that my espresso machine? How did you get my espresso machine?"
"We fucking stole it, man."

They didn't even bother with Michelle Williams' hair.