shoeboxhero
Shoeboxhero
shoeboxhero

Edgy to the max, dude.

I miss the days when they'd actually hand you your shopping bag instead of dropping it on the counter in front of you.

Well, she's got to do something for attention since the world no longer cares about her or her shit-stirring dirtbag family. Maybe Mama Rose Sarah can parlay this into a reality show gig for one of her terrible children.

Sometimes I like to pop a ham and cheese in the mike and feast on a turbo-dog. Keeps me sane.

Oh look, more crazy bullshit.

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What would we do, baby, if he is?

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You're embarrassing yourself.

Flagging as spam.

I pity you.

Dark Helmet often has hissyfits about his terrible taste in music. If you want a good laugh tell him you don't like Lana del Rey. It's adorable.

Well since the fictional 12 year old initiated it then it must be okay. And who cares if you like me? You're pissing and moaning about not getting to watch pre-teens fuck. I don't want you to like me, you weirdo.

A good screenwriter can come up with a solution that doesn't involve 5 boys fucking one teenaged girl. It's sad and scary and only a little bit funny that you're so bent out of shape about this.

Oh my god, we get it. You want to watch teenagers bang.

Good god. I recently bought the book to re-read. It's been 25 years so I don't remember a lot. These comments are making me think I should leave it be.

This is so accurate and it's what I hate about the Saw movies. I've never cheered for cancer to win before I saw those movies.

I watched Scary Movie 2 with my mom. That freezer scene.

I went to see Life (I don't know why either) and the guy next to me fell asleep and started snoring. I spared him the elbow and instead rattled the ice in my drink next to his head. I really hate people.

This is a stupid opinion.