There's that lack of common sense again. Thinking is hard, huh?

Good.

LOLOL at you knowing fuck all about common sense.

I feel like a weirdo now for not remembering my first period. Other women I know remember it like it was yesterday and some talk like it's the day they became a unicorn or something. For me it was just something that happened.

Now that I'm thinking about I notice a trend where they really loved to discipline their kids by calling them stupid. Especially Cliff with Theo. And just for doing normal stupid teenager things!

I am so retroactively pissed off that I never did this for my Barbies.

I can still hear Claire chiding Vanessa for going to Baltimore to see a show. The condescending way she said Baltimore made me hate her so much.

Same. Shit, mine would've just shown us how to use the shotgun ourselves. He always said he didn't want us to rely on a man for anything.

Not in any way similar. At all.

I don't know why everyone is all over your dong about this. I completely understand what you mean.

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It's my go-to. Turkey. Jive turkey. Jive-ass turkey. Jive turkey motherfucker. It's so delightfully versatile.

Mr. Shoebox, is that you?

I scream/laughed so hard at that and the other girls' reactions. Best moment of the season right there.

Everyone trying to stifle their laughter at Alexis was glorious. I rewound it so many times.

I always thought Pep looked like Jennifer Hudson, then she reveals that wig and it was like WHOA.

Yawn.

I'm the same way. My husband loves guns and has a lot of them, but I'm more comfortable with my bat. I don't have the time nor the inclination to practice enough gun play to feel comfortable using it in a high stress situation. Hopefully they'll just hear my dog and move on to the next house.

I'm like, why is it a problem for city cops to dress as Master Chefs?

Comment/user name synergy and all that jazz.