Sexy virgin or hideous himbo?

How does this guy find time to be Mayor and run a video store in Santa Clara?

Who gives a shit?

All this comment does is tell us that you're a hideous virgin.

And they don't want to think about the possible PTSD from taking a life. Even if it is a bad guy who wants to do you harm, that can't be an easy thing to bounce back from. Don't they make cops go to mandatory counseling when they've shot someone?

I've been in a continuous debate with a coworker who thinks that because he practices pulling his gun for 20 minutes in his garage every night that he's Dirty Harry. He honestly thinks if someone breaks in his house he's going to get the drop on them. He might, but he might not. That's what irks me so much about…

I wouldn't ban them but if I had magic powers they'd all make little quackquack noises instead of the stupid loud rumble.

Your ignorance is your own problem.

Not the same things at all.

It's true. Manbabies do do that.

Don't forget the angry kick. I love that.

No, because that's stupid and you should feel stupid for thinking it.

I got bored halfway through and turned it off, but the scene with him and Bill Hader having lunch is really funny. Honestly I'd rather watch a bromance movie about those two than Trainwreck.

He was good in one part of PS, and that's when he's talking to Ellie and she asks him to kiss her cat and his voice hitches and he says, "yuck, kiss your own cat." That's it.

Gage is adorable, Gwynne was awesome and Zelda was terrifying. The rest of the cast is meh and I've never hated a child character the way I hate Ellie. That movie is ripe for a remake.

They ended Sky Captain with a line about vampires?

Did they ever try it at night with Keifer Sutherland and the rest of Poison? I didn't think so, smartypants.

I just don't need none of that Max Max bullshit.

My eyes saw, "Derek could use a scrub." I had so many questions.

You'd think they'd at least appreciate Dan Stevens. Hubba-hubba!