It's not a competition.

And you're not helping it be any less shitty.

That is one ridiculous head of hair.

I just hid all their statuses. We're still friends but I can't see their crap. They're the type of people who would unfriend a family member because of their politics. I don't want to be like them, so I just go with casual indifference.

I remember when we blamed The Man. Now we just blame Some Dude.

Of course it was soft, how else do you tuck?

Literally the only movie/tv show I've ever liked him in.

And this comment tops them both.

After reading his comment my eyes rolled out of my head, into the street and under the wheels of a passing car. They can take no more stupidity today.

You got his argument backwards.

Most people call this just not being an asshole to others, but I get why it's so hard for some to understand it.

Holy fucking eye roll.

npr pledge drive, your car smells like farts!

"Ugly Dog Kills Art Student". I love that episode.

Forgive me if I missed it, but were we told that was her husband? I assumed it was another tenant in her building.

Definitely of the season. I was laughing the whole time and we got a ton of workroom.

Mm-hm. I want him to boss me around.

Kim has a great sense of humor but Bob is just a natural performer.

Even the LSFYL feels low energy.

2) I would assume Pearl's hotness transcends mere heterosexuality.