Agreed. I can barely listen to the real Trump speak. I can't even bring myself to ironically use his made up words, like bigly. There's very little to find funny right now, but I understand that people need an outlet.

No one is shitting on you. They might be shitting on the movie, but not you. Just go see whatever the goddamn hell you want and shut up about it.

38 here. The first dong I ever saw was in a Polaroid I found in the street. I remember turning it every which way trying to figure out what it was until my sister told me. We didn't keep it though, but it seemed like everyone who grew up in the 80's/90's has a porn-finding story.

I'm handing out down-votes like they're Halloween candy.

You guys are being so gross so fast that I can barely keep up with the down-votes!

That's not the reason.

Thank you. This is why I came here.

You'd get an awful lot of foundation under your nails.

McConnell wishes he had a turtle dick.

Where does Moss say she was some underdog sticking it to Big Soap? She says she complicated, which people tend to be.

And that's why her hair looks extra terrible at the end of The Craft. She was wearing a wig.

"Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!"

I've had only a couple people ask me if my husband let me ("allowed me") get my pixie cut. Those who know me well enough would never ask such a thing because they don't want me to laugh in their face.

With respect, this attitude annoys me because it almost kept me from getting a pixie, and getting a pixie is like the best thing I've ever done with my hair. I'm sure I'm not the only woman who was worried about having her big, fat face be front and center. I also follow a lot of pixie cut accounts on Instagram and…

Goddamnit, did I hate that.

Nope.

"No, Mama! He didn't spoil me!"

I wonder if you put some of those pee pads around the box if she'll go on those?

And then when you call them out they try to pull some philosophical bullshit about how we all have to die someday or how it's good to joke in the aftermath of a tragedy. While both of those things are true, they're just using them as a shield for getting called on their assholery.

…holy shit.