"before the electoral campain he was a guuy that everyone admired"
I haven't laughed this hard since DT was sworn in. Good one.

I like to think he hisses and shrinks away like a vampire from a cross.

Ugh, I'm imagining some godawful ballad about empty red solo cups on the ground.

Whatever you say, Harry.

He's awful.

You realize he's not the pres anymore?

They walked out silently. That is decorum, even if you don't like it.

Nah.

Fuck off then. We don't want you anyway.

We're you just dancing a little bit?

For me it was watching the horse get swallowed up by quicksand in The Neverending Story.

You know, the Disqus page has instructions on how to write in bold or italics so you goddamn idiots don't need to capitalize every other word to make your points. Dumbass.

The computer-generated, all-male orgy followed by the naked escape (and that giant dong!) is my favorite thing ever. "All the dicks just dropped."

It's so weird to think of Trump as having parents. I assumed Fox News execs created him in a literal circle jerk.

No.

They cease to be just thoughts when you shit them out on the internet, dear.

lololololololol

You just described every single Katy Perry song ever. EVER.

"If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game show host."

There's stupid pop music and then there's Katy Perry's music. The lyrics are so, so, so, so, SO bad.