You know, there are inane pop lyrics, and then there are Katy Perry lyrics that are so embarrassing a 12 year old wouldn't cop to them. It's like whoever writes them throws a dart at a wall and decides to use whatever it lands on, food/basketball/bike-riding, as a metaphor for sex.

Oh snap, you really told me.

WHOA. Two whole examples? One of which is 100 years old? It's a false accusation epidemic!!!!

Then you have access to a magic internet, because that's not the shit I see at all.

Shhhh. That's enough now.

Yeah, it looks like Brie is going to have a change of heart and learn to see her parents as loveable quirks instead the deeply fucked up people they really are.

The game and the movie have more or less influenced how I feel mansions should look. And if we're going with what 10-year-old Shoebox thinks, I'd rollerskate like a mofo through that mansion.

I know it was Ed O'Neill, but I totally read it in Christopher Walken's voice.

*She

Oh man, do I know that feeling. Life is pretty good, so why aren't I happy? Am I selfish for feeling this way? There are people with worse problems, so I must be a real piece of shit for feeling this way. Great, now I feel like a piece of shit for being a piece of shit. It's a vicious cycle.

Not every stupid thought that rolls through you head needs to be shared, dear. It's okay to sit a few out.

Not before someone calls them a bitch or a whore.

Reading the comments gave me such a warm feeling of camaraderie. The AVC really has some of the best commenters out there.

I used to spend a lot of time crying in our bathroom. My sister once told me she used to sit outside and listen to make sure I wasn't trying to kill myself. Hearing that was like a punch in the gut.

Holy shit, your last paragraph couldn't be anymore true to life. And then when the people around you get frustrated with you (understandably, they're only human too), that's another log on the fire.

I don't have any words of wisdom or anything, I just wanted to tell to please keep fighting. I know first-hand how exhausting it can be, and this Stranger on the Internet wants you to know you're not alone.

That's one of my biggest peeves, telling someone how they should feel or insinuating that they're fragile for being offended by shitty behavior. I won't stand for it!

No. I paid just like you. The movie theater experience is watching the movie. Save it for after the movie.

I don't think it was a bit much. BBLint is a button-pushing asshole who probably texts during funerals.

That she's singing underwater would actually be a good explanation for her mush-mouth.