The biggest laugh for me was Hemsworth's headshots. "Should I use the one of me playing the saxophone or listening to the saxophone?"

Oh yeah, it's not like I don't have inappropriate thoughts. But who are these people who need to let the world know how they feel about a 13 year olds body?

Or did her parents tell her that she was smart and valuable when she is actually neither? I don't feel like it's validation she needs, she needs a reality check.

Years ago we were supposed to see Neely in JCSS, and just before it started they announced that his understudy was going on in his place. The audible groan from the crowd made me feel so bad for that understudy. We still got to see Carl Anderson, and it was transplendent.

Don't you mind about the future.

Whyyyyyy don't my mother love me?

Tell the rabble to be quiet!

I bet it's going to be cast with Glee-types and it will be non-stop mugging. Not too many people can sing falsetto and not drive me crazy. Ted Neely was one of them. Every other actor I've seen in the roll gets too screechy. And I doubt they'll be able to find an actor that has that look that Ted Neely has. You…

Carl Anderson once looked directly at me during his big end number. That's like my only celebrity story.

Get out. GET OUUUUUUUUT!

A prison-break cake with a saw baked into it would be okay too.

HEY. No need to shit solely on the Midwest. The South is terrible too.

It was so good and crazy. I'll never forget Marcia Cross' scar reveal. That was one of my very first "oh shit!" moments in TV.
(I was also quoting Winona Ryder in Reality Bites.)

Melrose Place is a really good show.

Well, clearly that's where the monks are keeping Satan.

Thousands of earwigs just come pouring out.

I once looked at a house with a basement shrine dedicated to Bon Jovi. Framed posters, framed concert tee's, even a cardboard cut-out of Jon Bon Jovi. That wasn't even the weirdest. There was one house where someone had painted the entire basement wall with the Boston album cover.

I literally just saw a FB post from an aunt that said, "bye bye Comey!" She's one of the many who have swallowed that bullshit hook, line and sinker.

Listen.

Who talks shit about the way a 13 year old dresses? Yeesh.