Stop.

You don't have to feel pity for her. You just don't have to make gross comments about her (not that you have personally, just something I've seen).

Also pretty disgusting? Many of the comments on this article.

Be that guy, please.

Costco samples like a motherfucker!

I've seriously never understood people who try to record concerts on their phones. It sounds so shitty and it's usually drown out by the crowd noise. The only thing worse than being behind one of those people is being made to watch the shitty thing later.

OHMYGODWHOGIVESASHIT

I don't know what the fuck swearing has to do with abuse, but you can still eat shit.

James Earl Bones.

If I'm ever at a restaurant and I hear that sort of shit I will ask for a refund and leave. I get the kitchen is stressful, but if you can't handle stress without screaming and throwing things you don't deserve to be in charge. That sort of shit infuriates me.

Alcohol bloat is ugly.

You do realize what you're describing are the Pirates movies, right? Oh, and shut up.

You turkeys are even more annoying than those flat earth fucks.

You know fuck and shit about abused women. Get the fuck out of here.

When he's in one of those "in memory of" videos at awards shows?

How does Johnny afford all those scarves and rings when he's clearly paying people to make these comments?

I don't know why, but just this morning I was thinking about a Cribs episode where a woman showed her drawer of period panties, then she wondered if should could say period panties on tv.

No, it's not.

Hey, don't feel too bad. Those are your cramps and it's okay to say they hurt like hell. As long as you're not trying to compare the two I'd say you're okay. Cramps can be debilitating, even without a diagnosis. Every few months they're so bad I nearly pass out. I pour sweat and have to lie in the tub in case I…

Years and years ago I watched Pulp Fiction on acid and I realized that Sam Jackson looks like a pug. It's those eyes. It dawned on me when he was drinking Brett's soda from Big Kahuna Burger. The eyes staring over that fountain drink were a pug's eyes. I've never been able to un-see it.