I pop my tongue in agreement.

Negan's still down with rape by coercion (those wives aren't hanging around because they love him), he's just not down with what some politicians call "rape rape".

I read that as "pirates".

Part of me knows that and wants to feel bad, but the other part recognizes that these are evil shitpeople who deserve the same lack of empathy they give to others. So fuck 'em.

Here's my take: Douching has been proven to be unnecessary and in the past it could be downright harmful. Therefore, to me, a douchebag is a guy who thinks he belongs in a vagina but any sensible woman would keep him away from it.

He was really good. His 1990's douche gave me some major flashbacks.

FYI, telling people to calm down is never a good look.

But what is it?

What's that?

In our current shitshow of a country? That's just silly.

Fuck them. I hope they die screaming.

Ebola. I want to see them go out like Kurt Russell in The Hateful 8.

I find myself wishing terrible things for everyone involved with Trump, and then I feel bad about it, and then they do something horrible again and I start wishing again. And this is all in one day. It's spiritually exhausting.

I hope they got a bad batch and that they shit blood until they die.

En Vogue does.

My theory is that Satan wrote the OT to prove to God what a bunch of fuckers people really are. "Look, I put all this awful shit in there and they are eating.it.up." Then God writes the NT and he's like, "okay, stop stoning each other, that other stuff was just a joke, you can start being nice to each other." But…

I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how stressful it is to be a parent or a soon-to-be-parent during this administration. I hope Trump and every single one of his cronies choke on a goddamn chainsaw.

Doubtful.

Yeah, what about not?

But we want people to laugh.