Damn, you must be ugly.

There's another pic where he's wearing a $240 undershirt and it makes me stupidly angry like the time I wanted to record AHS but there was a goddamned marathon of Paul Blart on FX.

Did you happen to see the caption? That tank top was $240. $240 for a frikkin undershirt. If I had $240 I'd spend it on a big tub of pudding, not some goddamn tank top. (I realize I'm irrationally angry about a tank top and I'm ok with that.)

Agreed. I don't want to see Colbert make the same joke I see I can see on Facebook.

I mean, if he meant that then why didn't he say, "the only thing your mouth is good for is kissing Putin's ass?" It doesn't have the same ring but I'm sure his writers could punch it up.

She misses u much.

Or were the long pauses because the earwig was tunneling into his brain?

Oh, honey, you know fuck all about domestic abusers.

Overrated just like Brando too.

They're the same stupid and cruel assholes that think we can get pap smears at Walgreens.

Don't forget soldiers/cannon fodder!

That's awesome and really creepy.

I just wanted to say that I love the phrase "cut to ribbons".

I know exactly what he says and that's why he can fuck off.

I feel so sad that you can only care about one thing at a time. Oh shit, now that's TWO whole things I care about!

I love Ravenous but it really has some of the worst camera placement. In half the shots I have no idea who is supposed to be standing where.

I checked out after "reading lists". That's gross.

Read the rest of the comments. It's more than that.

Read the comments. It's more than that.

…oh honey.