Righties love him because he says all the hateful shit they're too afraid to say themselves. The right are cowards.

I get the feeling women of all stripes are unhappy around you, not just feminists.

Mooslims? Jesus, grow up.

That's my bugaboo regarding music streaming services. I just want to listen to The Monkee's (or whomever's, don't judge me) albums as they were released. I don't need an album with 40 tracks that are mostly outtakes and live versions.

Did you see Seven Days in Hell? You need to see Seven Days in Hell.

Ew, no! He's got small features that make his face look like a puckering butthole.

I died at Valentina's runway look. Gorgeous. And when she stepped forward she did this little sexy eye thing. I can guarantee that girl has STUDIED her look and spent hours in the mirror practicing her faces. I'm so impressed.

Plus she seems like a really good person who genuinely cares about the other girls. I wasn't sure about her at first but now she's tied with Valentina as my favorite.

Good lord, Alexis. I feel like an old dork using the word thirsty, but that video should pop up whenever the word is Googled.

Except for that awful shading. It looked like her beard was trying to escape her chin.

Right? This whole article could just be a link to their live feed.

Thanks to John Waters I understand this reference!

I've only ever liked a few of her songs, but Anti has become one of my favorites. I honestly love every song on there except for Kiss It Better.

A wild pack of family dogs came runnin' through the beach one day
As Blink-182 played, the dogs took Ja Rule away

I'm glad you responded. I was starting to miss you.

The eyes look too bright. And they're not staring at his daughter's chest.

So they're remaking Drop Dead Fred with Winnie the Pooh?

It's a blood-free zombie movie. It's such crap.

I sure like tacos.

"Echo, what do you think of my reindeer pajama pants from 8 Christmases ago?"