For me it was "the buckle". We know Joan did some crazy shit for the sake of beauty, but that was so far beyond ice facials. What a tragic, desperate act of mutilation.

So fucking gross.

It's insane how many (mostly terrible) horror movies are on Prime. You can scroll and scroll and it seems you never reach the end. The best/worst descriptions are on iTunes movies. There was an Indian horror movie and the description was normal until the last sentence, and I shit not: "What happens next is the rest…

Yup. Most women know what it means when a male coworker/acquaintance asks for a hug. And if they don't, they'll find out.

It should've been you.

He's probably a wanna-be tough guy. The kind of guy who steps in after the fight is over and tells everyone how lucky they are that he wasn't there for it.

Use your own words, asshole, not someone else's.

Ooh, is this a flame war?

"It's not your fault."

No. No you clearly do not. On the internet or IRL. That much is clear.

"Because I wasn't talking to you, Bart"
Do you understand how comment sections work? Because I don't think you do.

I know their names and I know their faces but I couldn't tell you who is who besides Kim. It made the musical really confusing for me!

I really hate the fall into splits. I can't understand how anyone does it without breaking something.

First, so murder is okay since we're all going to die anyway. Got it. I'll be sure to remember that for my court date. Second, it can be the act of a desperately lonely man and still be monumentally fucked up.

If the movie explored that you might have a point. Instead it was "Chris Pratt wants to fuck a pretty girl so he dooms her to death and then they fall in love."

This sounds like something you tell yourself to feel better about dying alone.

I love Deathproof. It takes awhile to get going, but once it does - YOWZAH.

I think it would be a much better movie with someone else in Brad Pitt's role. I'm not a big fan. I mean, he's okay in certain things (he was great in 12 Monkeys), but I think he was the wrong choice for Aldo.

It's from South Park but I still get a chuckle out of this:
Q: Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

And Lance Reddick as Papa Legba. His voice was like warm butter.