Tonight I'm starting The Haunted Forest Tour which I hope is as ridiculous and fun as a title suggests. I've found some really fun (and cheap!) horror for my Kindle lately.
Starting tomorrow my lunchtime book will be Trevor Noah's Born a Crime.

Your second paragraph is right on. I believe 100% that overweight women have it harder than I do. That said, it's not fun to have teachers keep you after class so they can have a Serious Talk about your supposed eating disorder. Or to have people spread rumors that you have one. It's not fun to go to the bathroom…

Sucker.

That would be so entertaining.
A: "This song sucks and anyone who likes it is a dick!"
B: "This is the song my husband and I had our first dance to at our wedding."
A: "…"

"My heart's about to beat right out my untrimmed chest." BLECH. I never thought body hair was shameful or disgusting until the guy from Train started singing about it.

I never realized I heard Bad Blood a million times in the background of baseball games. I cannot believe that anyone could still say Taylor Swift writes good music after hearing that. I'm going to go back to believing that the only good thing about bad blood is letting it slide.

You'll probably enjoy the podcast You Must Remember This. It's all about old Hollywood. My favorites are about Gable and Lombard (heartbreaking) and Liz Taylor and Monty Clift's friendship (I'm jealous).

I think that sort of thing would still happen, just in a different way. Now it wouldn't be Dior gowns and filets. It would holistic, natural meals that cost $1000 a pop and hospital gowns hand-made in a Ugandan village. Shit, look at Goop. Out of touch celebrities will always be around.

Mamacita, Fix My Life!

I try not to piss on other people's parades but I feel like a white person with dreads would actually smell better after a piss parade.

It will be awful and I will be first in line.

Just don't stare at it directly while baring your teeth.

It's pathetic how many men believe this to be true. Like, it's not a earlobe, guys.

Scroll back to the top and look at the dead eyes in that picture. There's your answer.

I've watched a few of Charlie's videos and I don't get that she's funny. I mildly chuckled at one video. She's not that funny.

It made me so mad. It's insulting to Ru, to the competing queens and to the queens who would give their lace fronts to be on the show.

Exactly. There is no excuse for Charlie's LSFYL.

Aja's makeup during the challenge was just sad. Compared to the other girls, she looked like they pulled a first-year drag queen off the street, gave her some shitty drug store cosmetics and threw her in with the pros. Even her wig looked it was on wrong.

I'm sure she's nice but for now Alexis is coming off like a boring version of Roxxxy Andrews.

Booooooooo.