What happened to the young guy in the beginning still bothers me when I think about it.

It took me almost a year to watch the first two seasons because it's so bleak. I needed time to heal.

Much like toddlers, once a scorpion has tasted human blood the best thing you can do is flush them.

Keep it up.

When my niece was only a few months old I belched so loud that I made her cry. Someday I'm going to tell this story at her wedding.

Coogin writes hundreds of posts about his imaginary daughter. I think his interpretation of obsession might be slightly skewed.

I once overheard a male coworker bagging on a female coworker's looks (she wasn't around at the time) and it felt so good to stand up and say (loudly and in front of the entire office) that he was no George Clooney and should keep his thoughts to his balding-ass self. He did after that.

I watched a few episodes a few months back and there were some parts that still made me laugh. What can I say? I love stupid Joey.

I loved that show. It made me laugh so hard that I'd get a headache, but it was worth it.

Like drag queens. I don't need to see drag queens in HD, VH1!

And then drinking them with a twisty straw! It still bothers me.

You're so pathetically transparent. Fuck you and your "cultured" bullshit racist comment. How sad is it that a black teenager walking through his father's neighborhood fills you and Zimmerman with such fear that you think he needs to die? I hope you choke on that fear.

That's not a double standard. And your comment proves you wouldn't know class if it shit in your mouth.

I absolutely love when racists defend a pathetic wanna-be cop (who's since had how many run-ins with the law over his aggressive behavior?) who can't mind his own business and starts shit and then gets scared and murders a teenager. Oh wait, no, I don't. I actually hope that the mere sight of minorities living their…

Those makeup videos can be seriously be hypnotic.

They'll just give him a smaller hat so he looks like he's grown.

Weekly shows should not do as much wheel-spinning as a 5-day-a-week soap opera. I feel like Y&R resolves things faster than TWD ever has.

Myself and my fellow employees were given those years ago and I'm surprised no one was murdered over them. Do you know what an asshole salesman with an inflated ego who works in an open office doesn't need? A goddamn walkie-talkie.

I hope whoever invented the speakerphone is burning for eternity.

I hope they know that this will go down on their permanent record.