Pics or STFU.

It used to just be a day where you'd tell your mom you were pregnant and then laugh in her face. Now it's a whole thing.

I'm reminded of the line from Popstar: "these days if you don't sell out people will just wonder if no one asked you."

We Rate Dogs is also on Instagram. There's also a hero who takes pictures of pitbulls wearing flower crowns.

My best friend really likes him (his music and his face), but he has notoriously bad taste in music and men (he likes 30 Seconds to Mars, FFS). We just agree to disagree when it comes to those two things.

You're the only one saying all men are rapists. Is there something you want to tell us?

Pensive and hopeful upvote. (Hopeful that she'll be ok, of course.)

"A boy's best friend is his mother." -Mike "Norman" Pence

Centipedes and stinkbugs (and June bugs!) freak me out so bad that I nearly have panic attacks when I see them. It makes me feel so stupid but I cannot help it.
ETA: I would literally rather see a snake in my house than a bug. Any snake, any number of snakes. Just keep the lotsa-leggers out.

When I see a spider in my house I scream, "you broke the rules!" while running at it with a flip-flop.

I really hope you said that last sentence in a mirror, because you are one obtuse motherfucker.

Now we'll have to burn the sheets.

I just read Devil in the White City and I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned. It did mention that there was a beer that was given a blue ribbon for best beer at the expo. It was Pabst, which then added the Blue Ribbon to its name. The past was weird.

I do the same thing with the Go Cubs Go song. It gets stuck in my head all the time but I still don't know the words. My lyrics are better anyway.

Me? *slowly waves hand to see if panoire is actually a mirror*

Testing after reboot:
"Toni, take a look at this pro-choice pamphlet and tell me what you see."
"It doesn't look like anything to me."

I can't remember all the lyrics so I'm making up my own, as long as it rhymes with Jane.

Dolls was better.

Ed Sheeran: also known as a buster.

Holy fucking eye-roll.