Lighten up. No one is personally calling you a homophobe just because you have a terrible sense of humor.

I read that as "he has a really good sack," and I'm like, are balls that important?

I have this problem with recent horror movies. Insidious, Sinister, Atrocious, etc. It's like they're not even trying anymore.

I really want a movie where he and Steven Yuen from The Walking Dead play father and son. Or a remake of Looper with them.

Damn! I almost wish I hadn't read it.

"Get throat-fucked to death by alien octopus. Choose new career."

The alien smoking and deciding to kill Ryan Reynolds (cue "Sunshine of Your Love").

Just like your comments!

TWD is way more interesting than your tired-ass shtick.

The iPad was the cherry on that sundae. Just perfect.

The can. Or perhaps the broccoli. Look, all I know is that I'm going to be using the Palms Up Together to joke about people peeing in my hands.

Her scene in the bank was amazing. She made me cry and then I laughed my ass off when she asked for a picture.

Christine crying in the bank and then asking for a picture was just so perfect.

Not only that but figure skating is the corniest profession ever. Like, you glide around in sparkly outfits to Celine Dion — embrace it, girl!

You seem strangely obsessed with baristas. I mean, really, they're not special, just one more woman who won't date you.

I didn't think you could top yourself, but you pulled through. Congrats, guy.

Same? I think they're both in poor taste.

I can do two things. I'm gifted.

What a stupid thing to say

What a stupid thing to say.