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Wow! You weren't kidding! I actually love babies. They're floppy and warm and they smell good (mostly) and they make me sleepy, but the best part about them is that they're not mine.

Thank you for reminding me of that sketch.

I feel the same. It's body horror to an insane degree.
I look at puppies on the internet the way I imagine most women look at babies. "Aw, I kind of want another one!"

They don't seem to realize they could build shows around popular drag queens from RPDR. I'd watch Latrice Royale fix people's lives or Katya read the news while contorting.
ETA: I'd watch Kayta do just about anything. She's my wonderwall.

At one point on WW William screamed something like "don't you touch her!" and it was pure McPoyle.

I'm getting that vaccine on my 50th birthday. Mom and Dad both had them and they do not look fun.

*throws roses at Ben* Thank you for that.

That description is hilarious and spot on.

Willow's freak out about having nothing proper to wear to Joyce's funeral hit me so hard.

I was intrigued when they said David Fincher. Then they threw in Anna Torv and I was sold.

Yeah, everybody else, shut up! ADPS has an opinion he wants to share!

I thought it was just me! I paused it for a few minutes when my husband got home and then I realized I didn't care if I finished it. And I kept putting off watching it because of the long run time. The only part I even liked was the lunch between Bill Hader and LeBron.

Oh fuck you. A 43 year old giving 'ludes to a 13 year old in order to incapacitate her isn't a mistake. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Documentaries can be biased. Follow your own advice and read the goddamn trial transcripts.

Shut up and fuck off.

OHMYGODSHUTTHEFUCKUPALREADY.

Right? Not wanting a rapist who escaped his sentence to come back in the country. What a bunch of lame-o's!

But you think whatever the fuck it is you're doing shows you have integrity? Honey, please.

Pathetic is calling a 13 year old rape victim a child prostitute, you shitsniffing fuck.

More like "innocent until proven guilty" doesn't count here because it's a fucking comment section and not a courtroom.