EW EW EW. What the fuck is wrong with you? Go fall down a fucking manhole and don't come back. Castrate yourself, do not breed. You're fucking gross and I hope everything bad that can happen to a person happens to you. I sincerely hope your life is shit.

That should be a still from a comedy skit and not real life.

You must not know 'bout her.

I'm so sick of the word outrage I could spit. This is mild annoyance. When I'm burning shit down then they can call it outrage.

I was called one years ago by a stranger in a car and it still makes me mad. I hope he crashed.
I get what you mean though. I say horrible things about other drivers in the privacy of my vehicle. This guy just didn't like my driving and pulled up next to me to say so.

I really shouldn't have stopped your father that night. What a messy child you've become.

Do you know what number it was? I'm trying to find it on and the descriptions suck.

That reminds me, you have a piano lesson at 3pm tomorrow with Mrs. Schatz.

Not after what he did to Angela Chase.

Good guy. He paid off the balance on my car loan.

That's nice, dear.

Ugh, speaking of Dons — Uncle Don's gout is flaring up something awful. You'll have to ride your bike over there to mow his lawn this weekend.

You are a garbage heap.

"All the dicks just dropped." Just thinking about the prison escape makes me grin like an idiot.

Speaking of suits, we need to get yours refitted for Aunt Audrey's wedding. You've sprouted like a weed since school started!

That word of the day calendar grandpa got you is working out pretty well, huh?

Time for you to get to class. We can discuss how you're above it all later, after you've finished your homework.

"Love is like a flame that burns you when it's hot."
I hate 'Love Hurts' so much.

Holy fucking fuck, it's not an either/or, you flaming assbag.

You get zilch, Mr. Dobalina.