shoeboxhero
Shoeboxhero
shoeboxhero

Don't backpedal. We all know exactly what you meant.

I remember a girl getting her first period on an overnight and the other girls were merciless. She had a big stain on the back of her gray stretch pants (it was the 80's). I didn't say anything but I'm sure I laughed too. I know I didn't stick up for her. I don't feel good about it. I never really got picked on…

I thought pregnancy was just something you got, like a cold or a headache. The thought terrified me.

Kesha is being prevented from making music you don't want to hear because she was raped by an asshole who is holding her career hostage. You're saying that's a good thing as long as you don't have to hear her music. So go right ahead with those pencils.

Flagged and fuck you.

No it sure doesn't. One is a rapist and one is a pop star who doesn't want to work with her rapist.

Maybe you can just jam a sharpened pencil in both of your ears and then you won't have to worry.

It's almost like they're too stupid to realize they're only infantilizing themselves.

Nothing brings strangers together like a random sing-along. I love it.

As a child I remember checking my house and the houses of relatives for secret passages. I just assumed most houses had them. Old Shoebox spent a lot of time feeling the walls of closets.

You really love being a victim.

What kind of grown goddamn adult uses the word feefees anyway? Jesus, would you people look at yourselves?

Trump is not politically incorrect. He is an asshole, straight up.

Thanks, I'm pretty great.

You seem have a lot of overreactions.

I do. Your caps lock is on, btw.

Yeah, and that's a stupid implication.

This asshole again.

If you think someone not liking what you like means they'll be a bad parent… well, you're ridiculous.

It looks like Robert Englund.