I want to see him give a speech while in a full backbend.

What show are you watching? Cause it sure as hell isn't the same as the rest of us.

I wanted to hear a story about the before time, the long long ago.

He probably has friggin pinkeye.

I learned that the first stall in a public bathroom is usually the cleanest. That was from Jewel's 'Who Will Save Your Soul'.

Another sympathy upvote for your furry friend. I'm really sorry about that.

Currently reading:
John Waters, Role Models
Grant Taylor, Dark at the End of the Tunnel

Huh, I've never thought about that. THANKS A LOT. Now I'm going to be looking for dog wang during commercials. "Rewind that, honey. I want to see if that dog had a dick."

Don't cut yourself on that edge, kid.

Aw, look who's never had a job where that attitude isn't an option.

Since we're going with pat, easy answers, how about you don't be an asshole?

Actually his VP pick clearly tells us his feelings towards the LGBTQ community. So again, you and him can fuck right off with your lies.

2) After all the shit Trump has said about women you and him can fuck right off with your fake concern.

Tell that to Chachi or fuck the fuck off.

Spoiler alert: it's you.

If you say it three times she comes out of a swimming pool and scolds you to death.

I just watched the fight scene between Gina Carano and Michael Fassbender on Youtube and now I really need to see the whole thing. It was awesome.

So when Bruce Lee talked about using your opponent's strength against them he was just talking out of his ass? Okay, dude.

I look forward to the scene where she fights a bear.

The Devil Wears Kevlar.