That would be an amazing way to end a Lost-type series. In the end it's revealed that the whole thing was a gas-induced dream as Matthew Fox wakes up in his dentist's chair (and of course all the employees were part of the dream).

Now I'm picturing Scott Bakula in old-timey boxing shorts and a handlebar mustache duking it out with a triangle in Bermuda shorts.

I effing love Evita, but I would love to know what you hated about it. I'll probably even agree on a few things.

Trump has never helped anyone but himself. You got conned, son.

I don't think you know what 'destroyed' means.

This is a really good parody account. You sound just like those idiots.

My husband didn't either and I'm kind of glad. He won't come out and say it but I think he would have voted for Trump.

They'll never be upset at the GOP for losing those jobs. It will be the fault of the liberals somehow, someway, because we didn't let Trump get his way on everything.

I saw a FB meme that compared Trump to the strict parent America needs. I'm torn between hating these people and feeling bad that they had such shitty childhoods.

Being married to a gun enthusiast has its perks.

Why do you think Sarah Palin was so popular?

I can definitely hate him, but man do I love this description.

No, in the ear. Both ears, even. Ruin his career the way he's trying to ruin Kesha's.

I can't believe no one mentioned the Zuni fetish doll from Trilogy of Terror!

I love that one for Hal Holbrook's bemused "just tell it to call you Billie" after the monster grabs her.

Geez! I hate socks with sandals but I also hate watching people gang up on someone. I'm torn! Eh, then again, as long as you're comfortable and your genitals are tucked away, I don't care what other people wear.

After reading it I spent nearly a month narrating my life in the style of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

It's like the people who say they're soooo over the drama, when we know they'd die without it.

Just tell yourself she wears moccasins. They look a lot alike.

Yup. I don't want him dead. I want him destroyed.