The deli at my local supermarket has a sign boasting "all of our meats and cheeses are gluten-free!" I should hope so!

Flagged. If you don't like Clinton's politics that's fine, but you can fuck right off with that sexist bullshit.

I once saw it in a dream. I wish I was kidding. He wanted a BJ and I said no and he bonked me in the forehead with it. This was like 10 years ago and I haven't been able to watch his movies since.

Of course animals don't like Trump. His hair is in a confrontational stance.

They're the natural enemy of Ladies Who Lunch.

If my FB feed is any indication, all they care about is that they won. They care about almost nothing else.

Hey, maybe we'll get lucky and he'll drink himself to death!

World War Z-quel sounds like the zombie crisis will be averted when everyone decides to take a nap.

And no gore. Not even any blood spatter during a head-bashing.

My 9 year old niece loves it. That's literally the only person I know who liked it. Even my mom hated it and she's a big wimp when it comes to horror movies.

Newswire… Nights.

Cash. Fucking Cash.

I have a theory that Trump was a test for the Christians from God. It was like a reverse Good Samaritan parable. He's probably having some sort of mid-eternity crisis right now because even he didn't realize what a bunch of shitheels his followers are.

A real leader. That's pretty funny.

*raises hand*
What if all my friends think disc rot is totally tubular?

Flagged.

But you ARE an evil idiot, joe. You don't have to be a socialist to see that.

LOLOLOLOLOL. You must have been on a different planet the last eight years. God you fuckers are transparent.

This is adorable. You kids and your delusions.

But it does, socksniffer.