This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen on the internet. Congrats.

Blocked.

Last year I saw him with the children's orchestra and the crowd went effing nuts for the clarinet player during "Steven". Like standing up and chanting the kid's name when the song was over. It was really awesome.

Both characters started out so interesting (Maggie rode in on horseback and killed a zombie with a bat!). Then their personalities just became that couple that is so sick in love that they're willing to take stupid risks to be with each other.

I feel like this should be a voiceover during a freeze frame.

Those velvet rims are Freedom and Liberty, friend! We should all be wrapping our legs around them!

Born to Run, always and forever.

OH MY GOD, JUST SAY THE FUCKING WORD FUCK.

They're totally human Snausages.

BQ!

Like when you drink diet soda and it cancels out whatever you're eating?

"The jig is up!"

I do that when Two & A Half men comes on.

This is exactly why I hate The Walking Dead. There's no humor to break up the bleakness.

In the words of Bronson Pinchot in Second Sight: "NONE OF THE NUN."

That's how I feel about dolphins and their smug fucking faces.

The World According to Gimp

Ugh.

My Irish Catholic great-grandpa built a house for one of his daughters and never set foot in it because she married a German Lutheran.

I've never been a fan of the Ponderosa's. Give me the McPoyles anyday.