Right? It's just like when he took all the guns. Oh wait…

This is naïve. I don't know why I expect any different from you.

I saw the title this morning and ever since I've had The Blasters song in my head.

Liberals. They'll be accused of plotting it as a way to undermine Trump's administration. Trump supporters will gobble it up and use it as confirmation that liberals are all godless America-haters. I really wish I was kidding even a little bit.

His hair was truly mesmerizing in the first season. It looked different (even the color!) in nearly every shot.

You don't see T-Rex's fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.

Thanks, it was!

I remember being really excited for Juno. And then I watched it.

I will never not laugh at someone doing the backwards man. And the sausage song. Other than that I literally can't remember a thing about it.

But Melrose Place is a really good show.

My damie!

It's not popular to say so but their first album is solid.

This is how I felt about Krampus.

Who Pooped the TARDIS?

Do share what your top three are! I'm a sucker for maritime disasters. One of them has to be the Indy, right?

Uggghhh. I just had a flashback of walking back and forth past Merry Go Round (I think that was the name) because a crush worked there.

Our Contempo actually became a Wet Seal. I remember being so jealous of an older cousin who worked at CC.

"Big boy/girl pants" is another.

I ALWAYS say "with cheese" when ordering pizza. I kick myself after but I can't help it. I also tell movie theater employees that they too should enjoy the show.

Hypochristians.