I've been blocking friends of friends left and right. I don't mind a civilized debate but people who start off with slanders and insults are immediately blocked. I don't have time for stupid assholes.

I'm a 40 years old with no health issues and I'm terrified of escalators. Always have been and as I get older they're even scarier.

Get a vasectomy if you're that concerned. Do your part, asshole.

You get what you give, fucko.

If you want to make a difference then cut your dick off.

They won't come out and say it but they think women should be at home being good little broodmares. They literally do not care that BC might be used for things other than preventing contraception. They think women want birth control because we want to be irresponsible sluts, not that we might need it to keep our…

I was thisclose to watching it last night and then I realized I don't need to. I saw the original and it was awesome and I really don't need to see a third movie about rampaging dinosaurs. Really, where else can you go with that story?

"Kilmer treating every line like a wine-tasting while Russell's more like lining up shots of whiskey"
I adore this description. So perfect.

You're boring.

I'm at work so I had to squee silently and think I popped something. Totally worth it.

You could've just shut up, but then how would we know you're trash?

Like he tied the women between semis?

After he died I read a lot of stories about how nice George Michael was. That makes me happy.

It's next to Paul Rudd's.

Like he has a brain.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Or you could go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.

So right on about Freddie as a stray dog. That's exactly what I thought when Freddie returns to Dodd and tackles him on the front lawn.

I watch this every time it's on tv and I always try not to blink. It's like when someone in a movie has to swim under water and I try to hold my breath as long as they do. I never succeed at either.