You're commenting on a website in the hopes that others will read it and agree with you. We're all needy.

It's a lot like religion. If just hearing about another religion (or even doing yoga FFS) can bring someone's faith crashing down, maybe their religion wasn't such hot shit after all.

When you commit the horrendous crime of drugging and raping a child you forfeit your right to privacy. Fuck Polanski.

I had to Google to find out, but it turns Evian has been selling bottled water since 1908! And here I thought that Reality Bites came up with that joke. I guess I am the one who is evian.

I saw Reality Bites too.

The abyss they were screaming into was really just Godzilla's stomach.

Why isn't that rapping kid from The Visit on there? Seriously, fuck M. Night for making me hate a child so very, very much.

Baker's Doctor would just up and break Trump's neck. #4 did not fuck around.

The answer you're looking for is "shitfuck". Even better is "Shit! Fuck! Shitfuck!"

No, you just look as stupid as your original comment.

Who is he mimicking?

Oh fuck you. That's so much more than just "thinking" and you know it. Ignorance looks ugly on you.

Oh my god, you're hilarious and so, so sad. I'm sure your girlfriend is a real person and not a complete figment of your imagination. I'm dating a millionaire racecar driver but he lives in Canada so you probably don't know him.
Now go fuck a pool drain —- oops! I mean your "girlfriend".

Check your homophobia, socksniffer. And go fuck yourself while you're at it (we both know no one else will).

You guys sure have some tender feelings. I'm sorry if I made you cry, but it's the truth. You are dickless.

Your comment got deleted because I flagged it and reported you! The system works! You're goddamn right things have to be my way. I don't like homophobes and I don't want to see your pathetic asses on the AVC. I will flag and report every last one of you shitsucking, dickless, jive turkey motherfuckers. Deal with…

"Doo wah, doo wah."

No one but homophobic fuckstains like yourself care about who's in the bathroom with them.

Then you haven't actually been reading the comments. I've seen lots of comments like the ones you claim don't exist.

LOLOLOLOL. False equivalency, yada yada yada.