Tom Selleck would've let his mustache kick the guy's ass while he went and cleaned up.

They taste like carnival food. Why do my elephant ears and my fries taste so similar, Checkers?

It sounded like he was disappointed it was such a lazy idea, not offended. Can we please throw that fucking word out the window in 2017?
ETA: Eh, fuck. Nevermind. I can't read.

That's really all it has going for it at this point. Cool bursts of violence.

You're starting to look a little needy, dear.

It looks like they're on a cruise ship in rough waters.

It's a good thing a clump of cells isn't people. Women are. The right places sanctimony above actually helping people.

That's nice, dear.

Toe-pick!

It's never too late.

Not fucking laughing about it with his cronies would be a good start. Asshole.

LOL, ok bud.

Don't forget Chachi! (Even though most of America has already.)

Yeah, it's turned a bunch of people into assholes who make fun of others for wanting a space of their own. We DO need to change!

It was meant to be sarcastic.

For you.

People complaining about something that has no effect on them (like a website they're not being forced to visit) are usually the ones who should get a grip.

I had to give my cat one stupid, small pill for fleas and it was a nightmare. By the time I got him to swallow the pill was half the original size and had been spit out so many times I lost count. The other cat took the pill like a champ, but not my little Augustus Gloop.

That explains why I keep stepping on comments and having to change my socks.

If you're making a few comments on the internet you're never doing anything anywhere else EVER.