Yeah but in one movie Jennifer Lawrence made more than her male co-star. I think that means sexism is over or something.

If you're still not sure who the audience then try reading the comments on this article. Or just stay stupid. I don't give a shit.

You can't see who the audience is? Really? Give me a fucking break.

You should check out Julia Scheeres. A Thousand Lives is about Jonestown but it focuses more on the church members than Jones. Jesusland is about her and her brother being sent to a Christian reform school in the DR. The similarities between the two are eerie. I can't recommend them enough.

I've tried and tried to read that book but I can only make it through a few pages before my guts start roiling from anger. I'd really like to read Missoula too but I know I never will.

It was a little nasally.

"Whores don't get second chances." God, that ending was hilarious.

Maybe this year will be better than the last.

Last time I was there I spent 20 minutes watching a woman argue about coupons for two bags of sunflower seeds. I was tempted to just pay for the damn things.

I tried to watch The Visit this weekend. I turned it off the second time the boy started rapping. I thought Ellie from Pet Sematary was the most annoying kid in movie history but boy was I wrong.

Do selfies count?

Yeah but people actually know Smash Mouth songs.

"Cue Sugar Ray" is my new "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John."

I'd like to send you monetary compensation for your brave service. You did what so many of us only dreamed.

I'm almost 40 and my dad still acts surprised when I say I hate fish.

You gotta throw an egg and some bread crumbs in there, but yup, that's some good meatloaf.

Dennis' reading of "I think we need an intervention for your goddamn illiteracy" gets me every time. Gail the Snail, the cans of wine, the wild hand gestures, the gang calling intervention on everything and anything… that episode is a classic.
And I still say I'm going to throw salt at annoying people.

Then stop looking down your pants and start watching Sunny.

It's almost like they have a heart of stone.

I always confuse Brad Dourif and Doug Hutchinson and I feel like I should write Dourif a letter of apology for it.