It's like when people comment on BvS and I think they're talking about Buffy.

I used know several people who named their black cats racist names. Used to.
And I'm sorry about your cat. 15 years is a long time to spend with a pet.

I call my boy dog a pretty lady all time. He's a very progressive boy (and by that I mean he totally dog-smiles when I say it).

Ewww, you're probably right.

I would actually watch this version.

Walken's shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Cage's shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Envy is soooo bad. But at least it gave us the CW line reading of, "good for you. Good FOR you."

Edward was a few hundred years old and still had to go to high school. Does that count? No, no it does not.

I've always thought Sam Jackson looked like a dog when he's eating and drinking in this scene. The shape of his head and his big eyes made him look like a pug or something.

"…The toilet smells better than the inhabitants."

He pahked his last cah.

I want Slash to rip a guitar solo at mine. Or one of our parents dressed as Slash.

That's really cool. You deserve many upvotes for your kindness and clownliness.

Right? He needs a no-nonsense name like Alien Jesus or The Pope of Chilitown if he wants to be taken seriously around here.

Holy shit. Is that why the priest had to give Blake that gold?!

You could say that. You know, if you didn't read a single one of the comments.

Wasn't there one with a monkey cavorting in the background?

It's the only U2 song I've ever liked —- until now.

The Leslie Jones/Simon & Schuster article is good for that too.

You're a liar.