Oh definitely! Just like they're *all* going to be self driving! He said that too!

Cool story bruh

You lied when you said you are not a musk fan. You constantly make up lies to protect your idol of your cult, regardless of them having any bearing on the truth.

Exactly.

“I’m not a Trump fan but eggs are 20 cents more expensive so I’m going to vote for a fascist.” 

Just wait for the software update, it will fly to Mars on one charge!!

How much stock you holdin’?

My kingdom for them yo just go “yeah, we ripped all of you morons off! Suck it, dorks!” just for it to be of no material impact. Everything about civil discourse the last several years leads me to believe that’s what would happen.

I don’t think you understand how depreciation works. It’s a nice effort, I’ll give you that. But when a vehicle was originally sold for an amount and then sells again for a different amount, those are the numbers that matter. Do you think you’ll be able to sell that brand new $80k CT for $75k next year? Lol go ahead…

Not an Elon Musk fan

“but if you compare against current MSRP, which is lower in 2024 than it was in 2023, it’s only 8% depreciation”

I thought *all* Teslas were going to be appreciating assets?

Asking price does not equal selling price. And a $15,000 discount for 50 miles isn't what I'd call "holding value" either.

He is becoming further and further detached from reality.

Alcohol and brain injuries just bring out the person you’re hiding.

Fucking MAGAt.  This country is fucked.

“When this baby hits 96 miles per hour, your rear window is seriously going to lose its shit.”

Head injury making you more easily agitated, sure I can 100% buy that, but the racist was already in there, not it’s just more likely to come out.

She was definitely brain damaged long before the propane explosion.

Having brain damage definitely explains a lot, though it’s probably not the cause of the rant.