I don’t know why the CyberTruck hasn’t been tested for crash safety yet, but I’d bet that stainless steel body looks fantastic but doesn’t deform enough fast enough to absorb and/or dissipate some of the energy in a crash. Hence the meat sacks inside bear the full brunt of the crash where they might’ve survived in a…

Their tombstones will read

Sadly, this will never go much further once the Orange Oligarch and his minions dismantle any regulatory agency that may attempt to actually do their job.

Should tell the Cybertruck owners who live in snowy areas to stay home as well. Recent footage has shown that headlights directly above the bumper get immediately covered with snow when driving in heavy snow and make the “truck” a hazard to other drivers in snowy conditions due to its lack of visibility. 

Fuck Elon...for saying something I agree with (and for all the bullshit he spouts).

I think you need to consider which way the time will be tilted before you chalk this up as beneficial.

Every moron and cult member that wanted one has gotten their cybercuck by now. Go figure.

I didn’t think the leopard would eat *MY* face!

Elon doesn’t know his own customer base. Republicans don’t want electric cars and he just crapped on the Democrats, good luck selling any teslas now. Let alone, an unpainted 70k truck that rusts off the lot? Clear coat it, make it out of aluminum, something but that is ridiculous.. Tesla is going down hard

People working for a man who routinely fucks people over suddenly shocked to find themselves being fucked over.

Plus one more for Pete Hegseth to cart away his empties!

Don’t forget, it can work as a boat anchor

Best example yet that pairs nicely with the (Inc)El Camino.

With them customized like this, I can see the vision, I can. I even saw a couple ones at the LA autoshow last week that had me almost start thinking maybe I was being too harsh on it...Then I see a normal one driving and the people that climb out of it making me realize I wasn’t harsh enough!

Womp womp. Work for a fickle billionaire known for cutting staff at end of year to inflate productivity numbers... win stupid prizes. 

At the special government pricing of $250k each!

Work slowing/stoppage... just in time for the holidays.

Ugh, you’re not trading any daylight. It doesn’t change how much light is in the day. It only changes when we decide daylight occurs on our arbitrary clocks.

No pitty for them at this stage. I won’t cry a tear for people working to produce weapons for Russia either when the war stops and they are laid off.

This will change in about 6 weeks, when suddenly the US Gov’t will mandate Cybertrucks for the US Postal fleet, the USGS fleet, NOAA, EPA, and probably another two dozen agencies. Hand feeds the mouth(piece) of the Admin, and boy is it going to be corrupt as all hell.