What was it Musk said of the CT before it went on sale “it will float, for a little while”

It’s not hypocrisy to think fake “autopilot” is dumb and bad, AND make fun of yet another embarrassing malfunction.

This is affecting more than just autopilot.

Major flaw affecting all of their cars currently for sale: stock will drop by less than 1%.

And Tesla most definitely does NOT take proper care of their customers either, to judge from the myriad complaints you’ll find at ConsumerAffairs.com and other sites...

“Tesla claimed the new chip would finally provide the hardware required to support real full-self driving”

I know Tesla isn’t the only automaker to try and cover up or delay taking action on a defect or problem… but damn if this doesn’t seem to be par for the course from Tesla. This is yet another reason why I will not buy a Tesla product. Over the last few years it has become abundantly clear to me that Tesla does not…

I keep seeing photos like this where Musk looks awkwardly photoshopped into the scene, but apparently they’re all real and he really is just lurking creepily behind people like that.

I don’t know how a dude who blatantly smokes weed on a video podcast can have any clearance.  It’s literally one of the questions on a minimum background investigation, much less a Secret or Top Secret.

Yeah, imagine being in a photo with Trump and Vance and easily appearing to be the most deranged of the three.

Tesla is going full Trump: keep doing terrible things and see what it will take for your buyers/supporters to abandon you. Apparently -- for both -- they’ve yet to hit those lows. 

Not true.  They have a governor who is famous for being able to ignore reality, so that’s what they’ll do here.  If you ignore the problem (or blame Democrats for it), it no longer becomes a problem.  Or so I’m told will be how the world works in about a month.

This kind of news is going to really affect the Tesla stock. Woo boy, instead of tripling in price by Jan 20th, it might only double (again). Thoughts and prayers to the millionaires who could have been billionaires....

“though the automaker is yet to release a service bulletin.”

They have lots of sand to bury their heads in, though!

It was literally mentioned in the report as the reason researchers started studying building sink rates, which is explained in the article. 

Someone was telling me that once upon a time, beach front property was once seen as low class from the rich people. Until they saw poor people having fun and they didn’t like that, so they decided to leave the mountains for the beach and kick the poors more inland...Basically the beaches crumbling apart is a virtual…

“The 35 buildings in question include the Ritz Carlton Residences, The Surf Club Four Seasons, Trump Tower III, Trump International Beach Resort, and several other high-end condos.”

Miami is screwed long term, its soil is made of porous coral so there is nothing they can do to stop rising sea levels.