Well I was really looking forward to that full month between FFVII and RE3/Cyberpunk in April, but fuck me I guess.

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The moon isn’t real. It’s a projection on a surface (as are the stars) to make you thinking that...space is real? I guess?

Square’s good now, and Jupiter House is rebuilt though I haven’t been there yet. 35 is still a giant mess, as are the roads around UNT. City of Denton’s favorite activity is to figure out what alternate routes people use during major closures and close those off too.

This is a dude who lives in my town

Pokemon New Vegas

On sale for 66% off? What company do you think this is, anybody but Nintendo? It’ll never be cheaper than $25.

I bet even Kylo Ren wouldn’t have turned a blind eye to child rape.

What about those who are always hungry for as much pizza as possible, huh? WHAT ABOUT ME AND MY PROBLEMS?

So Dracula is the new Sherlock Holmes.

Yeah but wouldn’t they at least be taken into custody until released to the oldest kid? I mean I haven’t seen the show but the description of the scene where the parents are taken implies the kids are left at home.

They took the parents but not the kids? Are these the nicest ICE agents in America? Because normally it wouldn’t matter even if the kids were citizens.

Ice cream with hidden vegetables

My headline would have been “The First Witcher’s Combat Is Fucking Garbagetown”, an opinion I formed when the game was fresh.

I wouldn’t mind them giving the remake an actual person for the final boss fight of Part 1 instead of just a robot at the end of the motorcycle chase. Since it’s the end of *this* story it would hit harder if you actually fight a character.

Regular. I’ve got a PC for high-end gaming.

I got it for Christmas and just finished it last night. It was fun, but I don’t know if it was GotY material. The performance was pretty bad on PS4, and I’m also a fan of the Souls series and combat is just a bit less responsive. The lock on switch was driving me nuts, and the parry timing seemed pretty inconsistent…

My friends and I discussed how they even *feel* like videogame characters now. Rey specced into healing for this one.

Just roll it into the price. Why does it have to be a surprise fee?

Probably my most missed soda.