I don’t like that she gives him a flower instead of selling him a flower. She’s supposed to have hustle, not be a GOD DAMN COMMUNIST.

Same.

Was that a thing? People didn’t know each movie/book was the next year?

I think it’s fully possible Jaime will be willing to kill not only Cersei for the sake of the realm when it comes down to it, but also his potential unborn child.

I feel like if I need this book I won’t have my Kindle.

I feel like if I need this book I won’t have my Kindle.

You do clickers? I mean those are nothing but numbers getting bigger. My wife adores AdVenture Capitalist, because of the numbers.

I thought only rapists were responsible for rape. I guess the companies should have told their employees not to dress that way.

Who the hell orders hot tea at a restaurant in Florida? Somebody who deserves hot tea spilled on them, that’s who.

Do I still have a sink? Washer and dryer, no question. I don’t want to go to a goddamn laundromat. With *change*. 

And it was entirely situational - the dialogue is almost exactly the same. Cersei only objects because she’s afraid of getting caught (she’s definitely into it), and that’s why Jaime responds “I don’t care.” Just bizarre to reframe it the way they did.

Look, Becky is taking time out of her busy day posting about her pyramid scheme health food products on Facebook to find these cups.

Haven’t been in a while, but that’s too bad. Wendy’s had the best fast food BBQ sauce. Nice smokiness.

DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

I’ve had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!

It comes across as a For Me It Was Tuesday until you realize that 2014 Thanos literally has never seen her.

It’s close, but it’s no Chippendale’s sketch.

You just know something close to that design was pitched and rejected.

It’ll be dumbed down to a standard-ass gangster movie.