As usual Weird Al provides the best take possible.

What are the odds Sonic floss dances at some point?

It'll be a villain with all the same powers, but evil. 

Oh thank god. I thought this one going to be one of those stories where people were laid off, but encouraged to apply for a lower-paying position at the same company.

In the last ten years or so I’ve gotten really good at just turning off the game and walking away before I hit the controller-throwing level of frustration.

Yeah, good players should really respect their less skilled opponents and offer them an easier match.

“Get outta here John. We’re smoking pipe weed, and you don’t want no part of this shit.” - CS Lewis

The old Starks in the crypts have got to be well decomposed though.

He can easily abdicate, just like Dany’s, uh...distant cousin (?) Maester Aemon did.

Lyanna AND Jorah. And Beric.

A commoner that looks like him in Kings’ Landing? No way. He’d probably been making panties drop since he was 14.

It’s the best episode of DS9 easily, but I don’t think it’s a better episode of Trek because it requires the context of the rest of the Dominion War arc and familiarity with Garak and Sisko. Someone unfamiliar to the series can fully enjoy The Inner Light.

TNG I’d go with season 5's “I, Borg”, “The Next Phase,” “The Inner Light”. You’ve got a classic Trek ethical dilemma with Borg, some great concept Sci-Fi with Phase, and The Inner Light is the best episode of any Trek series.

I have a feeling Luke Evans will show up by the end of it.

Fries? I don’t think they add beef tallow to their frying oil anymore.

Other than the inside of the brothel.

Let us not forget when the hero classically outwits the snobby villain.

Man, if you’re going near Fredericksburg I would always recommend stopping for a meal. It’s got lots of great places, especially if you want German food.

I asked for fried onions at Burger Burger in Fredericksburg, TX -

I’ve never played it, because I think someone told me that not only do you, as a lawyer, have to clear your client, you also have to do the police’s job for them and find the actual guilty party. And that kind of put me off. I know it’s a little thing.